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If that video didn’t tell you anything, it means I have pre-ordered Grand Theft Auto 4, and it’s coming in the POST!!!!

Hello world.

I haven’t really posted any of my satirical crazy blog posts in a while that mocks the face of humanity like a leech on speed; and that’s a crazy site…

FLASH GAMER

So I have been really busy over the past week or so, I have launched my new flash games website for schools called Flash Gamer, the premise is well for one, that it’s not blocked at schools, and supplies easy to learn and fun to play flash games that don’t intimidate…well I say “don’t” what I mean is may frustrate the hell out of you until your fingers bleed, and I think that’s the guitar hero knock offs fault.

So I have been designing that over the past week or so, and it’s launched in BETA to the students of my school, and so far they all seem to like the games, and have been having linerider competitions against each other etc.

I have also updated this blog, YES THIS ONE THAT YOU ARE READING WITH YOUR VERY EYES! huzza.
Putting the Gravatar implitation to the blog means that now if you comment with an email address you used for the Gravatar you have, it will display next to your comment. Sign up because it works with all the Gravatar enabled blogs.

I have also been hosting the kick ass sequel to those loving pink and blue unicorns, Charlie the Unicorn 2, and so far I have looked a bit like this () a bit sick from the FLIPPIN’ MENTAL AMOUNT OF BANDWIDTH THIS STUPID VIDEO IS TAKING UP…. on the +side of things my blog’s traffic has boosted around 10-12 thousand alone in unique hits, adding to the 9GB worth of bandwidth from my allocated 15.

And if you didn’t notice it already I have another new feature called WP-GRINS, how it works is, when you post a comment, you will notice this new bar of smiley faces, just click on one and BOOM it will appear in your post…and if you have now noticed there is no SPAM anymore. With over 1,800 SPAM comments blocked and deleated and counting, it could be 2 times more by now, my blog is now free from Viagra pill adverts and how to get a large ding dong for a cut down price .

So I suppose all I need to say now is, THAT’S ALL FOLKS!

Browsing around Jason Steele’s website the other day, I just randomly saw that Charlie the Unicorn had been released yesterday (15/4/08) so I instantly clicked and watched, you can too below:

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Put a Banana in Your Ear / Instrumental Version
Piano Only / Harpsichord / Marimba

In case you’ve been banged up in some Cuban jail for the past 2 weeks or so, here is the lowdown with this story.

For the first time, a small gaming satire blog has come out of the woodwork to speak their mind, and at all but Battlefield Bad Company, a game that EA seemed to have a little too much control over, and were selling extra guns that they said “…don’t unbalance the game.”

Doc Adam’s a founder of Sarcastic Gamer told fans “…what is the point of having to buy a gun if they don’t DO ANYTHING ANYWAY!!!!” in blind rage another founder Lono, decided to start the Sarcastic Gamer boycott. Videos, and endless emails where made to different gaming blogs to spread the word, and even “propaganda” you could say was posted left right and centre all over the website.

Recently after posting, the firestorm of crazy angry and more than that but pissed off users emailed almost every possible source to spread the SG boycott, then after 2 podcasts of dictatorship and screaming to the “9,000 listeners” to go and do something about it, IGN finally found a loose end with EA.

“IGN: So there’s no charge for the Gold Edition guns?

Karl-Magnus: No, there’s no charge for any of the guns in the game. All of the guns in the game can be achieved without purchasing them. All guns are available to everyone. However, we want to give some exclusivity to those who buy the Gold Edition. They will get the five Gold Edition weapons from Day One when they put the disc in. People that don’t buy the Gold Edition can get the five additional weapons by getting to the final rank in the game. There will be a golden, shiny five-weapon unlock when they hit level 25 in the game.”

So that’s a WIN for the little guys of the internet, now those who purchase the Gold Edition will receive the weapons out of the box, while all others will gain access to the weapons by ranking up their online personas to the maximum level.

What do you think this will cause further down the line, EA may have lost some profit, and they would have given the guns away for free eventually.